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ginoisonajourney:

Tonight ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป

ginoisonajourney:

Tonight ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป

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September 30, 2014 at 12:29 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note

fightingforanimals:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!! I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

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fightingforanimals:

samiee1234:

DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!!
I gave this product to my 12ย lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

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Post by samiee1234 (via disenchanteddarling)
September 30, 2014 at 8:55 AM | Post Permalink | 19,148 notes

โ€œHarry was speeding toward the ground when the crowd saw him clap his hand to his mouth as though he was going to be sick-he hit the field on all fours-coughed-and something gold fell into his hand.
'I've got the snitch!' he shouted, waving it above his head, and the game ended in complete confusion.
'He didn't catch it, he nearly swallowed it,' Flint was still howling twenty minutes later, but it made no difference-Harry hadn't broken any rules and Lee Jordan was still happily shouting the results-Griffindor had won by 170 points to 60.โ€

(Source: odious)

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September 30, 2014 at 8:48 AM | Post Permalink | 3,860 notes

carcricor:

mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

I want to BE this man.

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September 30, 2014 at 12:30 AM | Post Permalink | 184,793 notes

warnugs:

i’m READY

warnugs:

iโ€™m READY

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September 30, 2014 at 12:24 AM | Post Permalink | 8,328 notes

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September 30, 2014 at 12:23 AM | Post Permalink | 108,136 notes

tpzl:

servbot42:

suppermariobroth:

The Super Mario Bros. main theme without the high lead instrument. Mildly depressing.

how is this blog so fucking incredible

this isnโ€™t depressing this is like 8bit smooth jazz

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September 30, 2014 at 12:22 AM | Post Permalink | 66,208 notes

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September 30, 2014 at 12:19 AM | Post Permalink | 144,640 notes

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September 30, 2014 at 12:17 AM | Post Permalink | 89,295 notes

Not sure if I’m interested in someone

Or if I just enjoy the possibility of getting attention from someone

September 30, 2014 at 12:15 AM | Post Permalink | 5 notes

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September 30, 2014 at 12:12 AM | Post Permalink | 1,399 notes

alldaysexxxy:

benjiecon:

you have my attention

tell me more

alldaysexxxy:

benjiecon:

you have my attention

tell me more

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September 30, 2014 at 12:12 AM | Post Permalink | 75,955 notes

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.
For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical โ€œexams.โ€ Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.

For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

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September 30, 2014 at 12:07 AM | Post Permalink | 33,482 notes

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